8 Things I can't believe haven't happened yet

Can you tell me why someone hasn't...

1. Put a good sermon on YouTube?

2. Made a witnessing tool for kids who own a PSP?

3. Put Toby Mac in charge of Children's Music for their church?

4. Paired their Children's curriculum up with a theme park for family fun and learning?

5. Written a great small group study for families where parents teach their kids instead of having babysitters?

6. Convinced Seth Godin to join their church staff and let us all benefit?

7. Talked Google into speaking at their church conference

8. Taken the idea of Webkins and applied to the weekend lessons and Bible verse memory?